Hailuo 02 vs. Google Veo3
The AI Video Generator That Breaks Physics (And Funny Bones)
We tested them head-to-head – the results will make you laugh and question Google’s life choices
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Forget everything you know about AI video generators. Hailuo 02 just entered the chat and made Google Veo3 look like a toddler with crayons. We tested them head-to-head on everything from Will Smith’s spaghetti trauma to dragon battles – and the results will make you laugh, cry, and question Google’s life choices.
In independent testing, Hailuo 02 outperformed Google Veo3 in 9 out of 10 categories while costing less than your Netflix subscription. This isn’t just an upgrade – it’s a revolution in AI video generation.
🎬 Watch Hailuo 02 in Action
⚡ Why Hailuo 02 Humiliates Google Veo3
🐱 Physics That Actually Work
Actually rides. Actually juggles. Balls only slightly vanish (we’ll allow it).
Dude levitates. Balls teleport. Unicycle? More like a decorative prop.
🌟 Celebrity Generation
100% Fresh Prince. Noodles. Sadness. Oscar-worthy depression spaghetti. 🍝
CENSORED (Too scared of Will’s slap).
🐉 Dragon Battles
Dragon glows. Princess sprints. Zero deformities (no butt-faced knights!).
Dragon? Maybe. Glowing eyes? Nah. Princess? Generic blob.
🚀 How to Use Hailuo 02 (It’s Stupid Easy)
- Go to Hailuo’s site (free 500 credits!)
- Choose: Text-to-Video or Image-to-Video
- Pick resolution:
- 768p (6-10 seconds)
- 1080p (6 seconds, because HD takes effort)
- Type chaos like: “Giant cat in aviator goggles races across desert with child on back, leaving FIRE TRAIL.”
- Hit Generate. Watch glory unfold.
🏆 The Brutal AI Video Generator Scoreboard
| Test | Hailuo 02 | Google Veo3 | Kling 2.1 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Physics (Skier jump) | ✅ Flawless | ❌ Head pops off | ❌ Skis backwards |
| Complex Scenes (NY apartment + bear) | ✅ Perfect | ✅ Passable | ❌ Bear? What bear? |
| FIFA World Cup | ✅ Crispy | ❌ Blurry mutants | ❌ Mini-field, no ball |
| TOTAL WINS | 9 | 1 | 0 |
Source: Independent leaderboard Artificial Analysis – Hailuo leads by 100 ELO points!
💸 Pricing: Hailuo’s Middle Finger to Google
Hailuo 02
- 500 free credits to start
- Unlimited 768p videos
- 6-second 1080p videos
- Celebrity generation
- Physics that actually work
Google Veo3
- No free tier
- Limited generations
- Censored celebrities
- Broken physics
- Frequent deformities
🚀 TRY HAILUO 02 FREE – CLAIM YOUR 500 CREDITS
🤖 Final Verdict: Stop Wasting Time
Hailuo 02 isn’t just “better.” It’s laughably superior. It understands prompts like a comedy genius, respects physics (mostly), and costs less than your Netflix subscription.
Pro Tip: The weirder your prompt, the better Hailuo performs. Our team generated:
- A capybara falling onto a brunch table
- Shakespeare riding a rocket-powered skateboard
- Sentient spaghetti fighting a meatball (don’t ask)
What’s the weirdest video YOU can create?
